some wonderful definitions

Wonderful Definitions

School :
A place where Parents pay and children play
Life Insurance :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Dictionary :
A place where death comes before life, divorce comes before marriage and success comes before work
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Father :
A banker provided by nature
Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic Books :
which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wiser in death.

BE GOOD , DO GOOD

The Law of the Garbage Truck'

"Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around collecting garbage and become full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. NEVER take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on with the routine life."

Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets,
so..... 'Love the people who treat you right.. Pray for the ones who don't.'

A very rightly said quote:

Life is 10% what you make and 90% how you take

Divine Discourse - SHRI SAI BABA

Let me call upon you to give up two evils from your mind on this Holy Day: Self-praise and talking scandal. Adopt one habit: The habit of loving service to the distressed. If you spend all your time and energy in worldly comfort and sensual delight, you are disgracing the human existence. Consider this body as a temple of God where He resides. Keep it clean, fresh and fragrant through developing Compassion and Love. Use the Temple of God, only for holy thoughts, words and deeds. Do not demean it by using it for low, trivial and unholy tasks. Wherever you are, whatever you do, have this resolution steady and strong.
- Divine Discourse, 25 Dec, 1976

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